Cooties are a disease that is acquired from girls. The symptoms are unknown. However there are a several facts that may help you determine if you are at risk.

1. All girls have cooties
2. It can be transmitted by contact of any kind.
3. Moms don’t have Cooties, once a woman gives birth her body stops producing cooties.
4. Cooties are a defense mechanism to deter yucky boys.
5. If a girl gives you cooties you can not get rid of them
6. There is no treatment available.
7. Many men lead totally normal lives with cooties.
8. No one is immune to cooties.
9. Cooties can not be transferred to members of the same sex.
10. Girls named Amanda are know to have the most severe form of cooties.